My Lipgloss Be Poppin'!

I guess one could never have enough lipgloss, eh? With all the assorted flavors, benefits and textures, how do you choose one? Apparently not easily, as we see here. Dr. Pepper, CO Bigelow, Burt's Bees, and is that a couple MAC lipglasses thrown in there, too? Holy chapped lips, Batman!! I assume it's safe to say that soft sippers and cool breath are a must for this carrier.